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Funny Retro Phone Birthday Card

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Not old, just retro! This funny birthday card features a bold red rotary phone and the handwritten caption “Not old, just retro” – perfect for milestone birthdays, dads, and vintage lovers. A nostalgic nod to the days of dialling, this card makes a brilliant pick for gift shops, retro displays, and anyone after bold, unisex humour. Great for milestone birthdays, Father’s Day, or just a cheeky reminder of when phones had cords and parties started at 9pm.

  • Size: 125mm x 125mm / 5 x 5 in
  • Supplied with Kraft envelope
  • Blank inside
  • FSC-certified card stock
  • Hand drawn and printed in the UK 100% recyclable and plastic-free
  • Packaging options: cello, eco sticker or nested